me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
england: and here's a harry potter tribute to remind you all that this is why we're better than you
methlabrador: imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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lulz-time: Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…